Monday, February 23, 2009

I am irritated!!

Today, my soul just feels a little irritated...somewhat like my mood today. I have no idea, but I am in a “mood.” Every little thing is annoying me. I got on thoughts to read some blogs to lift my spirits, but it actually has had the opposite effect. Have you ever had a day, you just want to crawl back under the covers and stay in bed. If I could, that is exactly what I would do right now, but don’t know for what reason, I am not able to do that…

I would love to say that my mood has improved just by writing down my thoughts, but I would be lying. Guess it was just one of those days....I really hate days like today!!!!!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Funny Proposal - Attempt 1

On public demand, here I am posting the first attempt of Funny proposal made by Mr Ashiq (a.k.a. Karan), after visiting the Facebook profile of a friend..
Here it goes and hold your stomach.. lol

"Subject: SHAADI KAROGE..I M SERIOUS TRUST ME..
ohhh...my gawd...seriously yaar..i mean..u knw..kya yaar...U REALLY LUK....BINDAAZ....kash kash kash...tum meri GF hoti...anywaz jokes apart..u really luk cute...okay nw..tel m if a person luk cute/bindaaz/bla bla...wat is d procedure 2 knw tht person more..????????is there any FORMS...hmm..shaAdi karoge.???

AS A HUMAN PLZ REPLY BAK..$hhhhhh STRESS ON D WORD \"HUMAN\" SO PLZ REPLY...
regards
karan"

Wat a serious attempt.. hats off of Mr Karan J :D :D

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Funny Proposal - Attempt 2

As love is already in the Air everywhere, valentine is approaching, one of my friend received following message from an unknown sender on her facebook account… It’s so damn funny.. just couldn't stop myself from laughing..

“Re: SHAADI KAROGE..I M SERIOUS TRUST ME..

THTS MY 2ND MESSEGE..CNT U REPLY...

ok fine let m gve u my intro...WAIT..sit properly..ya nw its okay..NO WAIT..tie ur hairs..and PLZ DNT MAKE FACES..U R NT LUKIN GUD...LOL

wel i m into business...my parants stays in abroad mostly....AND V R THREE MEMBERS...ME,DAD AND MOM...AND I M VRY DECENT,INNOCENT,CUTE..AAP KI KASAM...Ahhh..again making faces..but dis time u r lukin gud...GO AHEAD...wel in delhi i stay in sainik farms...vry new in dis city..WESE I WAS FRM CHANDGRH..and i really wanna knw u ...

OK LETS DO ONETHNG...START EXCHANGING MESsEGES THROUGH FACEBOOK..AND WHN U TRUST M 25%..THN WILL START SMS CHATTING...AND WHN U TRUST ME 50%...THN WILL START TALKIN ON PHNE...AND WHN U TRUST ME 75% THN WILL GO 4 A DATE...BAKI 25% U WILL KNW ME AFTER SHAADI...SO THT U CN SAY KARAN U HAVE CHANGED A LOT...LOLZ..KIDDIN...


so tel m kuch aapne bare mai...wht u do..where u put up??

ITS ME..!!!!as pure as bisleri...”

I am sure you must be laughing out loud after reading this.. Rolling on the Floor Laughing :D :D

Friday, February 6, 2009

How it changed...

Good read..

Here I am sitting in my office...
Thinking hard about life…
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life??

How tiny pocket money changed to good monthly paychecks ??
But then why it gives less happiness??

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe??
But then why there are less people to use them??

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger??
But then why there is less hunger??

Here i am sitting in my office…
Thinking hard about life...
How it changed....

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day??
But then why its feels like shop is far away??

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package??
But then why there are less calls & more messages??

Here i am sitting in my office…
Thinking hard about life..
How it changed??

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey??
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment??

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop??
But then why there is less time to put it on??

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate??
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz??
Here i am sitting in my office…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. How it changed……..